1. The most noblest of creatures in the land, who strike fear into the hearts of many.
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2. Say you get into a fight with Kelly, the neighbor who smells like summer camp. Imagine strolling into battle on THIS.
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3. 'Cause once called, unicorns are sworn to protect you.
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4. And will come to you whenever you need them, and fight to the death.
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5. Because they can never die.
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6. They just poop rainbows.
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7. They can survive weeks without water, but not a second without love.
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8. Besides protection, they spend their lives searching for their true uni-love.
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9. Which usually lead to this. Swoon.

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10. Unicorns. Majestic as fuck. ™
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