15. If you're eating in a restaurant, you are the only table there and every staff member should wait on your table. pixel.nymag.com / Via NY Mag "Drop what you're doing and get me what I need. Immediately. You work here, don't you?" 14. ...and nothing at the restaurant is ever good enough. i2.cdn.turner.com / Via CNN It could be a 5 star restaurant. Someone is still going to send their food back. 13. In fact, nothing is good enough around here. losangeleswestsidetherapy.com / Via Los Angeles Westside Therapy This is ridiculous. 12. You are always first in line. sptimes.com / Via sptimes.com "Oh, I'm sorry. Were you in line? I didn't see you right next to me." 11. ...and everyone in front of you needs to hurry up. wordpress.com / Via wordpress.com "What on earth is taking so long?" 10. No one is allowed to touch the children without wiping their hands with disinfecting wipes first. gethampshire.co.uk$plit/C_67_article_2031047_body_articleblock_0_bodyimage.jpg?27%2F06%2F2008%2009%3A32%3A53%3A713 / Via gethampshire.co.uk "I just don't want them getting sick." 9. The family dog has a psychiatrist. funnyfidos.com / Via funnyfidos.com These actually exist. 8. The family dog is prescribed daily antidepressants. mypixelpie.com / Via mypixelpie.com Scrappy feels a lot of pressure to succeed. 7. ...and family members steal the dog's medicine. blogger.com / Via blogger.com "It's harmless, really." 6. Dogs are also better dressed than humans. assets6.heart.co.uk / Via assets6.heart.co.uk Summer outfits, fall outfits, boots, jackets, sweaters, hats... 5. Elderly people go grocery shopping at peak traffic times. media.northjersey.com / Via media.northjersey.com Oblivious to the concept of time, space, and speed. 4. Doormen can't wait to go home because they hate their tenants nypost.com / Via nypost.com ...and secretly wish that they trip walking up the stoop. 3. Every dad wears a shirt from the college he attended while pushing a stroller wordpress.com / Via wordpress.com A baseball cap and a blank, thousand-yard stare is also necessary attire. 2. Everyone loves eating "healthy" foods that are actually garbage cdn.sheknows.com / Via cdn.sheknows.com ...because the storefront is adorned with bright colors and the kids love it. 1. Loud music emanating from cars is strictly condemned babyccinokids.com / Via babyccinokids.com ...unless it's Barbara Streisand or Simon & Garfunkel.