1. Season 7, Episode 24: The Invitations
This is me every time I’ve smoked a cigarette
4. Season 9, Episode 3: Serenity Now
6. Season 6, Episode 17: The Doorman
The most awkward relationship in NYC
8. Season 8, Episode 3: Bizarro Jerry
We’ve all seen a pair of man hands.
9. Season 2, Episode 6: The Chinese Restaurant
“It’ll be about five…ten minutes.”
12. Season 8, Episode 19 - The Yada Yada
If only all meaningless conversations went like this.
14. Season 3, Episode 11: The Alternate Side
I hate everyone.
15. Season 7, Episode 11: The Rye
Wish I could run like Jerry.
- Nope, President Donald Trump will not release his tax returns after an IRS audit, the White House says, despite pledging to do so.
- President Donald Trump has commented on yesterday's massive Women's Marches asking, "why didn't these people vote?"
- Kellyanne Conway says White House press sec. Sean Spicer didn't lie about crowd size at Trump's inauguration. He gave "alternative facts."
- Aziz Ansari has made history as the first South Asian to host 'SNL.' In his monologue, he called Trump "the Chris Brown of politics."