1. Season 7, Episode 24: The Invitations
This is me every time I’ve smoked a cigarette
4. Season 9, Episode 3: Serenity Now
6. Season 6, Episode 17: The Doorman
The most awkward relationship in NYC
8. Season 8, Episode 3: Bizarro Jerry
We’ve all seen a pair of man hands.
9. Season 2, Episode 6: The Chinese Restaurant
“It’ll be about five…ten minutes.”
12. Season 8, Episode 19 - The Yada Yada
If only all meaningless conversations went like this.
14. Season 3, Episode 11: The Alternate Side
I hate everyone.
15. Season 7, Episode 11: The Rye
Wish I could run like Jerry.
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- Donald Trump's campaign paid a Barnes & Noble $55,055 to buy more than 3,500 hardcover copies of his book.
- Scientists found a planet "on our doorstep" that may be habitable. We could send robots to explore it in a century or so 🌍🌠