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12 Signs That You're An Annoying Stoner

Not that you'd notice.

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You have clothing with a chronic leaf on it

I wonder if this guy smokes weed.
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I wonder if this guy smokes weed.

You hang up Snoop Dogg or Bob Marley posters

Not cliche at all.
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Not cliche at all.

You can't eat unless you're high

Or, "How Super Size Me Was Made Possible"
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Or, "How Super Size Me Was Made Possible"

...and you never get full

Your stomach becomes a bottomless pit.
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Your stomach becomes a bottomless pit.

You can't do anything without getting high first

Playing sports, seeing a movie, going for a walk. First things first.
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Playing sports, seeing a movie, going for a walk. First things first.

You're not the best judge of music

Everything just sounds so amazing. Including this guy.
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Everything just sounds so amazing. Including this guy.

You watch a movie and don't remember any of it

The "Inception" Effect
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The "Inception" Effect

You're constantly telling people how much weed you smoke

We get it.
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We get it.

You imagine every kind of THC-infused food

Weed pancakes, weed challah, weed porridge, weed curry, weed yogurt...
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Weed pancakes, weed challah, weed porridge, weed curry, weed yogurt...

You're paranoid about everything

"Is that the cops, man!?!?!"
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"Is that the cops, man!?!?!"

You spend inordinate amounts of money and time on equipment

Bongs, bowels, vaporizers, Volcanos. Dad used to just roll doobies.
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Bongs, bowels, vaporizers, Volcanos. Dad used to just roll doobies.

You're always talking about conspiracy theories

Everything on TV get a super-stoned explanation.
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Everything on TV get a super-stoned explanation.

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