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12 Reasons Mary Jane Makes Summer Better

She loves summer, and summer loves her. Cool off and #GetConed with MJ by enjoying a Drumstick.

1. She makes BBQ so mouthwateringly good.


Who would even try to grill -- OR EAT -- without Mary Jane? She just gets you psyched about food.

2. She never makes a sandwich smaller than your head.


Because "Whatever, I can totally, like, definitely finish it, dude. How much you wanna bet?"

3. Bread somehow always tastes better when she's around.


How does it taste so good, SO GOOD, even with nothing on it? Just like...DAMN, did MJ invent this fluffiness, and how is it so satisfying?!

4. Mary Jane levels up your gaming prowess like no other.


MJ is v good at games, son. And she makes you better by proxy! Duty calls, and she answers and then slams the phone down and calls back like, "Who dis?!"

5. Bringing her to a music festival suddenly makes you the most popular person there.


Her energy is just THAT good.

6. She's the best co-worker anyone could have.


It's like you're NOT EVEN WORKING when you work with MJ. Sigh. She's so good to you.

7. She makes bad campfire guitar tolerable.


Because suddenly it's like good guitar. Cool trick, right?

8. Swimming with her is always a magical, transformative experience.


There is really just no swimming like swimming with her. She makes you want to dive in!

9. She brings over everyone's favorite: rotisserie chicken.


And MJ can really put away a clucker too. The whole damn thing. And now you've learned from the best!

10. For some reason, she's always stocked up with some dope potato salad.


You know you can't do summer without potato salad. And she's so good at sharing too!!! Dig in!

11. She always has some deeply thought-provoking insights when you're all at the beach.


When was the last time you went to the beach without MJ? And how pissed off were all your friends that you forgot to invite her? Yeah, stop forgetting.

12. She is just THE most amped for fireworks, and her excitement is infectious.


Let's face it: THEY ARE MAGICAL. It's just easier to remember when she's around.

#GetConed on an adventure with your crew and some Drumstick cones. It's the best part of summer.