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Notice the lack of emotion or even a flicker of happiness on the painted faces....yeah...

When I was kid around 3 or 4 I apparently saw a little African American boy in the store and asked my mother why "that little boy was so dirty". Luckily his mother thought it was hilarious.

Hey I had a friend high school Joshua Dick. His mom's name was Anita. Anita Dick. There was apparently a lot of laughter at their wedding.

Loss of all lower bodily functions combined with the irresistible urge to poop, combined with a rage against your husband. Then after all that absolute bliss...

My all time favorite that has stuck with me as an adult having to ask people for stuff. "The worst they can say is no". That helped through my awkward growing social phases.

Chances are if you ask if I'm available to do something. I'm probably not. I got married and started a family, they are hard work that I'm proud to do. YES, I still love you and YES you're still my friend; but I'm tired and I don't want to go drinking or partying.

I'm a special needs teacher and often times I will be dealing with one of my students having behavior issues outside of the classroom and other adults will step in meltdown and offer my student candy, fruit snacks, etc. Now that student associates a meltdown with getting a preferred… Read More

I wish I'd known I'd never sleep again. Even if my husband gets up for our son I still wake up because I hear him.

I was VERY pregnant during Halloween I stayed up all night finishing this dress to impress my students.

"I can't believe how much weight you've gained already." -My husband....like go to hell I'm creating a person.