Nifty·Posted on Mar 11, 201414 Things That Will Happen In Your First SoulCycle ClassNever been to a SoulCycle class? Your fave celebs have, and here's what you should expect from the intense, and intensely fun, workout.by Driadonna RolandBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. You will be greeted by tan, dewy goddesses -- who also happen to be super-helpful. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via Tumblr.com 2. You will be outfitted with special shoes that are a mix between bowling shoes and the clop-clop wooden joints worn by Pinocchio. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Disney / i5.photobucket.com You will use said shoes to affix yourself to the bike, like a horse being hooved. 3. You will make your way down a narrow, neon sign-lit hallway on your way to a dimly lit studio. yelp.com Much like a holding area for a futuristic ride in Disney World... or a scene from Tron: Legacy. 4. You will hear kick-ass dance music. Lots of Drake, too. rapfix.mtv.com Whom I envision would mount his bike like so. 5. Your instructor -- who may or may not be inked like a road map -- will look like a DJ. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF tumblr.com 6. You will hear awesome mashups. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF i27.tinypic.com And you will think to yourself, Why didn't I lay Jay-Z's "Dirt Off Your Shoulder" over The Verve's "Bittersweet Symphony" years ago?! 7. You will wish you (or the person in front of you) had worn cotton underwear. Flickr: funkybug / Creative Commons And not a thong, because we ride as a pack, you see, which makes it easy to flash your neighbor some crack. 8. Your instructor will say that next you'll be doing pushups -- on the bike. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF gifbin.com / Via Bravo And this will sound impossible. 9. You will ask yourself what the likelihood is that you will do a somersault clean over the handlebars. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF media.giphy.com ... And if the bike would come with you. 10. But you will feel like a freakin' rock star when you knock out those pushups and stay on beat! Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF i1.wp.com 11. You will sweat like a pig, except pigs don't sweat, so you will moreso sweat like: Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Disney / tumblr.com 12. Your instructor will encourage you not to judge yourself, and to draw energy from the person next to you. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF content.clearchannel.com And you will love the stranger next to you for sharing that energy -- or you will try to outpedal her. 13. Just when you think your thighs are about to go numb, you will close your eyes, breathe deeply and power your way through that last song! Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF BBC / Tumblr.com 14. You will realize that you loved every minute of it. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC / tumblr.com Just as you begin to calculate how many meals you have to miss in order to afford a membership.... Thumbnail photo from Soulcycle.