1. Suddenly your floor's littered with these: 2. Unlike a video game, no one's giving you rewards for doing things right: 3. There are a billion mistakes you could be making: 4. Your kids want all the wrong toys: 5. You have to get inventive with disciplining: 6. You appreciate the power of semantics: 7. You know you're not always a reliable guide: 8. And now you know how much your own parents put up with. Hooray! Follow Drew's comics at Toothpaste For Dinner, or in our ComicsFeed series.