What Should You Actually Buy From The SkyMall Catalog?
Rudy Ruettiger Signed Notre Dame Helmet
Own a piece of college football and cinematic history with this helmet signed by the legendary Rudy himself. You might not be carried off the field at the end of your checkout process, but you will be $499.99 lighter.
If you are like most people, sleeping on planes seems like a good idea — but, alas, unless you are highly medicated, you are stuck watching reruns of “Seinfeld” and that movie you didn’t feel compelled to see last summer. Enter the SkyRest Travel Pillow, which has been a SkyMall staple for as long as that shirt the model is wearing seemed fashionable. This inflatable pillow is a steal at $29.95.
Have you ever wanted a authentic margarita but have been too lazy to salt the rim of your pre-existing glass? Well now you can have your own pre-salted and lime flavored plastic cups available for $25.99 for 24 or $49.99 for 48. Never miss your opportunity to margarita again.
Is your dog’s ability to relieve itself without your assistance important, but you don’t have a large fenced-in yard? Well, for $259.95, you can put this contraption to work. It comes with a novelty scented fire hydrant too!
You’ve always said to yourself, I need a board game that costs $69.99 that is designed to help me pass a certification exam. And now, you can study for the bar while rolling the dice when you pick up your very own Passing The Bar Board Game Set.
Bring your next pool party to the next level with this little fellow, who is apparently named Luciano Poolvarotti. He will sing three different songs as he gracefully bobs in the pool. He’s yours for $59.99.
Do you have $99.95 burning in your pocket? Well you must spend it on this glorious statue of a zombie emerging from your garden, because this is something that you obviously need more than anything ever.
Take your “Star Wars” fandom into hyperspace with this replica of everyone’s favorite droid. While the price ($199.95) may be a bit steep, it does play the famous Cantina music from Episode IV on demand.