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11 Reasons Why BuzzFeed Needs Me

We'll call this an alternative cover letter.

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Hey there, BuzzFeed!

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I hope you are doing well!

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If you are doing well, this will make things easier.

I really think you're great.

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As a result, I would really like to work for you

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And here are 11 great reasons why you need me on the BuzzFeed team

(There are more, but I'm hoping I can bring those up at a later time)

1. I have several years of experience in journalism, marketing, social media development and digital media production

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I have worked primarily for start up companies. I enjoy fast paced work environments.

2. I have a wide variety of skills

Including...

Video Production and Editing

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Photography

LEGO Construction

Design and Photo Manipulation

Writing

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3. I even wrote an original sonnet on the dangers of Halloween in the age of social media just for you!

Also because I like writing sonnets.
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Also because I like writing sonnets.

4. I have a well-established presence on social media

I am behind the famous "Social Media Explained with Donuts" Instagram.
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I am behind the famous "Social Media Explained with Donuts" Instagram.

5. In a related note, I have eaten a Cronut

6. I have a stellar education

Master of Arts in Communication from Stanford University's Graduate Program in Journalism
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Master of Arts in Communication from Stanford University's Graduate Program in Journalism

Bachelor of Arts in Theater and East Asian Studies from Bates College
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Bachelor of Arts in Theater and East Asian Studies from Bates College

7. I am full of seemingly useless information

I don't think it's useless, but I've been told that talking to me is just like watching Jeopardy.
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I don't think it's useless, but I've been told that talking to me is just like watching Jeopardy.

8. This knowledge extends to various subjects including

History
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History

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Music

Animals
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Animals

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Politics

Travel
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Travel

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Rocko's Modern Life

9. I am already an established member of the BuzzFeed Community

I try to post at least one thing every day, and, as you can see, my content does pretty well. In the last month, I was responsible for more than one tenth of one percent of your total traffic.
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I try to post at least one thing every day, and, as you can see, my content does pretty well. In the last month, I was responsible for more than one tenth of one percent of your total traffic.

10. Check out these greatest hits

11. I am a highly motivated worker, who is ready to tackle the challenges of a growing 21st century media company

How can you say no to that face?
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How can you say no to that face?

I see you have a lot of job openings and fellowships starting soon, I hope you will seriously consider my applications

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Thanks for reading this, oh overlords of BuzzFeed! Keep doing what you're doing!

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Because I think it's fabulous.

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