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12 Team Names The Clueless Guy In Your League Should Probably Use

Every fantasy football league has THAT GUY. The least you could do is help him name his squad, or just abandon the headaches altogether and sign up for DraftKings.

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1. For the guy who isn’t up to date on football news and was unaware of a certain quarterback’s four-game suspension.

OWNER LIKELY NAMED: Dave
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OWNER LIKELY NAMED: Dave

2. For the guy who offers, like, the absolute worst trades every single day.

OWNER LIKELY NAMED: Michael
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OWNER LIKELY NAMED: Michael

3. For the guy who’s this close to getting kicked out of the league for talking too much about politics.

OWNER LIKELY NAMED: Kevin
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OWNER LIKELY NAMED: Kevin

4. For the guy who overvalues players from his beloved DIII school.

OWNER LIKELY NAMED: Bryan/Brian
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OWNER LIKELY NAMED: Bryan/Brian

5. For the guy who only joined your league to talk a bunch of garbage.

OWNER LIKELY NAMED: Alex
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OWNER LIKELY NAMED: Alex

6. For the guy who has someone else managing his team for him.

OWNER LIKELY NAMED: Chris
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OWNER LIKELY NAMED: Chris

7. For the guy who doesn’t need to prepare for the draft, he’s got his trusty June 2015 magazine rankings.

OWNER LIKELY NAMED: Jermaine
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OWNER LIKELY NAMED: Jermaine

8. For the guy who drafted a defense in the fifth round.

OWNER LIKELY NAMED: James/Jimmy
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OWNER LIKELY NAMED: James/Jimmy

9. For the guy who takes five minutes every pick just to call the name of a player who was drafted three rounds ago.

OWNER LIKELY NAMED: Ben
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OWNER LIKELY NAMED: Ben

10. For the guy who asks literally everyone their opinion on his lineup.

OWNER LIKELY NAMED: Keith
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OWNER LIKELY NAMED: Keith

11. For the guy who never remembers to set his lineup — except when playing against you.

OWNER LIKELY NAMED: Sean
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OWNER LIKELY NAMED: Sean

12. And finally, for the guy that has literally never played fantasy football in his life.

OWNER LIKELY NAMED: Jason
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OWNER LIKELY NAMED: Jason

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