1. Napkins are built into the cost of your Chipotle burrito. Take a months supply.
2. Never order a soda at a fast food restaurant. Water cups hold soda pop just fine.
3. Your parents love you and they want you to use their HBO GO account.
4. Sleep in until 1pm. Breakfast can be very expensive.
5. Lunch can be expensive too. Go back to bed.
6. Start your night drinking at home. Then don't leave. The world out there is scary and you don't belong.
This post was created by a member of BuzzFeed Community, where anyone can post awesome lists and creations. Learn more or post your buzz!