If Jesse Pinkman Re-Wrote Britney Spears' 'Work B*tch'

You better cook, bitch.

Here's Jesse's inspiration. Blast it and read.

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You want drug money?

You want notoriety?

You own an RV?

You better cook, bitch.

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You want an empire?

Support your family?

Look hot in tighty whities?

You better cook, bitch.

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You wanna live in secrecy?

Throw fat stacks?

Party with Gus?


You better cook, bitch.

You better cook, bitch.

You better cook, bitch.

You better cook, bitch.

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Now let's cook, bitch!

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Now let’s cook, bitch!

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Pour it out.

Heat it up.

Make it blue, just like Hei-sen-burg.

Cook it hard like it’s your em-pi-re.

Weigh it now.

Better call Saul.

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Here comes the DEA.

Here comes the cartel.

Here comes the big batch.

Big batch to churn out.

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No time to quit now.

Just make the meth now.

Ship to the Czechs now.

Ship to the Czechs now.

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You want domination?

Crystal blue persuasion?

Underground super lab?

You better cook, bitch.

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You want to launder millions?

Poison innocent children?

Look hot in a pork pie cap?

You better cook, bitch

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You wanna lose your sanity?

Change your identity?

Party alone in New Hampshire?

You better cook, bitch.

You better cook, bitch.

You better cook, bitch.

You better cook, bitch.

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Now let’s cook, bitch!

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Now let's cook, bitch!

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Breaking bad

Can’t turn back

Throw a pizza

Watch it smack

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Always close calls

In your domicile

Spread the fear

Spread the fear

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Don’t call the DEA.

Don’t call Uncle Hank.

We bring the methadone

And we eat the pancakes.

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We make it bubble up.

90 percent and up.

We make it blue, bitch.

Meth that you're lovin' up.

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(JP solo)

There is no escape.

What have I become?

Please, take my money.

I just wanna be free.

Save me from the neo-Nazis.

The neo-Nazis.

Save me from the neo-Nazis.

Psycho Todd’s neo-Nazis.

(repeat)

Cook, cook, cook, cook, cook

Cook, cook, cook, cook, cook

Cook it up, cook it up, cook it up, cook it up

Cook it up, cook it up, cook it up, cook it up

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Now let's cook, bitch!