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A Forklift Comedy + SRSLY Production.
Featuring The Following's Nico Tortorella.
http://srslytheshow.com/
Produced by Bakeshop Media
Directed by Dan De Lorenzo
He's been preparing for this day for months
Wants to have a good valentine's for once
Ge's gotta get ready, can't be late
Hot a swanky reservation, right at 8
He ordered tulips from Holland, and chocolates from Switzerland
This Valentines Day, it's He Himself and Him
A table for one?
How fun!
Oysters on the half shell?
Sounds swell!
Veuve cliquot?
Oh no! YES.
Cake for Me?
Absolutely.
Now, don't go thinking this tale is sad
Being single on valentine's day ain't bad
Look at this couple, they drive each other insane
He's popping the cork on his second champagne
Just look at his face, his expression's far from grim
This Valentines Day, it's he himself and him
Romantic Movie?
Could be groovy.
Night cap solo?
YOLO!
Or maybe call it a night?
Mmm, that sounds right.
Private cab?
sounds fab.
We think you know what comes next,
He's going home to have single person sex
Fresh rose petals laid out on the bed,
With a terrycloth robe, color red.
He puts on his favorite record, and knows it's time to play
It's he himself and him, this Valentine's Day
It's he himself and him, this Valentine's Day
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