Response to What % Farty Are You?:
How do I pick what my farts are like? They are not all the same!
Who is this and why am I supposed to care?
Response to 22 Times People Got Hilariously Drunk In 2016:
I typically don’t believe a large majority of what people claim to buy when they are drunk. But the supposed ostrich buyer is even more ridiculous. You expect me to believe that you not only found a place that sells ostriches, while drunk, but had the money to pay for it and convinced them to let you buy it in your state and put it in the back of your car? Come on man…