Which Tom Hardy MySpace Photo Are You?
Trucker hat? Check. Duck face? Check. Hand down your Joe Boxers? Check. Congrats, your selfie game is Hall Of Fame legend level.
Your dad bod looks great! However, you've still got a long way to go before you can fill out those size 44 Fruit Of The Looms.
Sure, some people will call you a damn hipster, but you DGAF. This is you in your comfort zone. Make that your ~extreme comfort zone~.
As if you wouldn't lick the real Sir Patrick Stew if you met him in person.
Your friends are going to be so jealous of the room service you just got. Maybe someday there will be a social network other than MySpace to post pics like this.
You can't wait to post this with the caption: "Me mate Benedryl Cabbagepatch hates it when I smoke in the car." The Cumberbitches will go wild.