1. “This is how sitting presidents roll during an election year.”
2. “I’ve got drones and I know how to use them.”
3. “Blue Steel.”
4. “Biden’s on his way over and we’re gonna play bad cop/worse cop all the doodah day with you, friend.”
5. “Now that’s not very nice, is it?”
6. “Don’t make me sic Messina on you.”
7. “Watch yourself. Michelle’s got my back.”
8. “I’ll spike the football whenever AND wherever I damn well please.”
- Donald Trump's pick for commerce secretary, Wilbur Ross, admitted at his confirmation hearing he once employed an undocumented immigrant as a household worker.
- It's official: Scientists announced today that 2016 was the hottest year on record and that greenhouse gasses are to blame ♨️️🌍
- President Barack Obama shortened Chelsea Manning's 35-year sentence for leaking documents to WikiLeaks. She'll be freed in May.
- A Toronto man is on a mission to bathe at a different stranger's house every day this month. And so far, so good 🛀