1. Tin Foil Hat by Elaine of BlueFeatherArtworks: $20.12
*Bonus: It comes equipped with a crystal.
"This hat is to PROTECT you from the ELECTROMAGNETIC WAVES that the GOVERNMENT is pumping into the air with TECHNOLOGY like cell phone towers and wireless internet. DON'T let them CONTROL your MIND! WAKE UP SHEEPLE! The New World Order is coming and the REPTILOIDS will be your overlords if you do not wake up and RESIST! Comes with an adjustable inner Velcro band."