If you drive a car, you probably dread this time of the year.
The sun does its seasonal FREAKOUTT!!ELEVEN11! and literally melts your automobile.
And, of course, the area of your car that gets it the worst is the part you have the most personal connection to.
Now you could burn like 3 gallons of gas while you sit there and wait for the fully cranked A/C to cool that flaming wheel of death down, but you don't.
You're a special cornflake with important places to be! So you use techniques to avoid totally scorching your extremities that have been passed down from generation to generation.
There's The Pinch:
Some drivers try to use The Pinch on the bottom half of the steering wheel because they think it's going to be cooler down there, lol.
Also popular is The Palm.
The Palm works best when used in rotation with The Finger technique.
Some people go to insane lengths to avoid the burn, like wearing long sleeves! In the summer!! Wtf?!
Others simply do not fuck around with techniques and opt for actual heat resistant accessories.
Then there are those who go bizarro world and use items that are used for avoiding the cold.
Some go for dad's work gloves.
Or mom's scarf.
Or food.
Then there's the people who are so desperate they actually take off their own socks.
Or their underwear.
A totally unprepared driver must resort to using tissues to keep their paws chill.
Or napkins.
Or worse, receipts.
Ballers use a short stack of skrilla.
But for the level 99 expert driver, utilizing the more heat-resistant knee-area is the way to go.
Whatever method you decide to use in order to keep those hands cool, please drive safely!