back to top
Politics

QUIZ: Which Bill O'Reilly Are You?

Because there's a little bit of Papa Bear in everyone.

Posted on
  1. 1. You've just woken up. What do you do first?

    Turn on the radio.
    Turn on the radio.
    Check Twitter.
    Check Twitter.
    Open up the Times.
    Open up the Times.
    Turn on ESPN.
    Turn on ESPN.
    Turn on Fox & Friends.
    Turn on Fox & Friends.
    Pop in a Dirty Harry DVD.
    Pop in a Dirty Harry DVD.
  2. 2. Pick a sandwich:

    Cucumber Sandwich
    Cucumber Sandwich
    Lasagne and Egg
    Lasagne and Egg
    PB&J on a hotdog bun
    PB&J on a hotdog bun
    French Dip
    French Dip
    Cheeseburger
    Cheeseburger
    Grilled Cheese
    Grilled Cheese
  3. 3. Drink something:

    Beer
    Beer
    Champagne
    Champagne
    Straight vodka
    Straight vodka
    Soda Pop
    Soda Pop
    Ensure
    Ensure
    Scotch on the rocks
    Scotch on the rocks
  4. 4. You can't find your keys. What do you do?

    Tear your place apart looking for them.
    Call your mom.
    Call your assistant.
    Buy a new apartment.
    Check the limo.
    Go back to bed.
  5. 5. Choose someone to hang out with:

    The Fonz
    The Fonz
    Ronald Reagan
    Ronald Reagan
    Clint Eastwood
    Clint Eastwood
    Barack Obama
    Barack Obama
    Wilford Brimley
    Wilford Brimley
    Peggy Noonan
    Peggy Noonan
  6. 6. Dress yourself:

  7. 7. Play a game:

    Battleship
    Battleship
    War
    War
    Hungry Hungry Hippos
    Hungry Hungry Hippos
    Words With Friends
    Words With Friends
    FMK
    FMK
    Have a duel
    Have a duel
  8. 8. Someone cuts you off in traffic. What do you do?

    Just let it go.
    Chase the prick down, pull him out of his car and beat him within an inch of his miserable life.
    Take down his license plate number and inform Fox News security.
    Flip 'em the bird.
    Let loose a flurry of choice words and then take your heart medication.
    Have your driver meet them at the next red light and ask him for some Grey Poupon.
  9. 9. Put on some socks:

QUIZ: Which Bill O'Reilly Are You?

You got: Cocktail Party Bill O'Reilly

You are more than happy to party down with the liberal media elite down on the red carpet and in the mega apartments of the Upper East Side.

Cocktail Party Bill O'Reilly
Via hollywoodreporter.com
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Do It Live Bill O'Reilly

You have a short temper, very little patience for just about anything, and you definitely don't need no stinking teleprompter.

Do It Live Bill O'Reilly
youtube.com / Via youtube.com
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Chill O'Reilly

You go to baseball games, appear on Letterman and The View, almost praise Obama in Parade magazine, and can even crack a smile when Cam'ron nails you for being mad.

Chill O'Reilly
huffingtonpost.com / Via huffingtonpost.com
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Get Off My Lawn O'Reilly

You're showing your age. You get mad about stuff like weed and Kate Upton's lack of talent, causing even your closest allies to crack a smile and roll their eyes.

Get Off My Lawn O'Reilly
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Classic Bill O'Reilly

You are confident, super opinionated, and fully capable of expressing your views with a forceful yet convincing delivery. Even though you confuse loofas and falafels, you are a force to be reckoned with.

Classic Bill O'Reilly
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Young Bill O'Reilly

You're ready to take on the world. You may be a nobody but you're still brash enough storm into Joey Bishop's Tonight Show dressing room and demand a dinner coupon. Nothing can stop you and you know it.

Young Bill O'Reilly
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app

Senior Writer

Contact Dorsey Shaw at dorsey@buzzfeed.com.

Got a confidential tip? Submit it here.