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13 Things Only Cable News Fans Will Understand

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3. What this is all about.

This didn't happen on cable news but a true cable newser knows that this is perfectly natural.

5. There's no time for lunch breaks in the 24/7 news biz.

Real cable news fans know that their broadcast heroes have to slurp down burritos just like everyone else cos they can see them doing it on live TV.

6. This kid’s deal.

He looks like a patriotic young man who believes in the American people, but it’s hard to tell if you don't watch cable news.


9. What's going on here.

Is she breaking news or just breaking hearts? Cable news fanatics will probably tell you if you ask nicely.

10. How sexy this is.

You might understand if you start watching cable news right now.

12. Whether this GIF is from cable news or not.

It looks like it's from CNN, but it might be a universal acid flashback or something. Cable news fans might have an answer in the comments section of this post.

13. Watching cable news is the only way to stay informed without reading and stuff.

No idea what's happening here? You should probably put down your kindle and watch some cable news.

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