“Of course, network standards and practices prohibit me from even tasting this delicious, and reportedly mind altering treat — I’m guessing, anyway. So, until I see Christiane and Wolf doing bong rips in the Situation Room, I will, of course, abide by these rules because that’s the kind of guy that I am.” — Anthony Bourdain, Parts Unknown
- Republicans have breathed new life into their once dead Obamacare replacement and it may be enough to get the bill through the House.
- Sebastian Gorka couldn't make it as a national security expert in Hungary, but that's not stopping him from advising President Trump.
- "We can never apologize enough." United released its report on the plane dragging accident, and outlined changes it'll make to prevent similar incidents.
- People are calling the Trump administration's new "criminal alien" hotline to report how they've been victimized by space aliens 👽☎️