1. Fox News is very concerned.
2. Spread the word.
4. A tremendous level of accuracy.
5. Dang, bro.
6. Did you know that Fox News dabbles in writing R&B lyrics?
8. Uh, um, hm.
9. A bit of lemonade from Fox News.
10. This is the best news beat in Washington, D.C. Ask anyone.
13. Because science.
15. Sadly, Fox News’ prediction that America’s weather would soon be perfect never came true.
16. CNN turned Derek Jeter into a baseball GOD.
17. The honesty here is extremely commendable.
18. Ah, um, yeah, just keep scrolling.
19. Remembering the forgotten war.
20. Must-see TV.
21. Must-see TV, pt. 2.
23. A helpful piece of advice.
24. Our sentiments exactly.
- A commuter train crashed into a New Jersey Transit station in Hoboken on Thursday morning. The number of injuries remains unclear.