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19 Things Only Christopher Walken Knows To Be True

Spoiler: there are no ~more cowbell~ references in this post.

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1. Meryl Streep will laugh at literally anything 😂

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2. It's not really his problem that the audience didn't ~get~ this impromptu poetry slam performance.

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3. The Fonz is actually a huge dork.

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4. This is his wife's shirt.

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5. This is some hella illuminati shit right here.

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6. He's their father.

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7. Same here.

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8. People will pull Christopher Walken's finger when Christopher Walken says, "Pull my finger," even though they know what happens next 💩

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9. Blondes that are this shade of blonde actually do not have more fun 👱

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10. You can survive on flavored lip balm alone for at least a couple of weeks.

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11. A Bosom Buddies reboot would just crush it at the box office.

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12. Your screenplay could use some work 😒

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13. Never work with a director who does this kind of crap.

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14. This is a damn good drawing.

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15. Giving a fuck is not an option.

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16. Not ever 🙇

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17. This belt could have gone higher. Much higher.

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18. This kind of dog is actually extremely delicious when paired with a nice Chianti.

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19. You should NOT go in there.

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