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Which Man Should You Marry Based On His Cock?

Size doesn't matter. Or so it has been said.

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  1. Which man (and his cock) do you want to marry?

    Michael
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    Michael
    Nyoman
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    Nyoman
    Abelardo
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    Abelardo
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    Arun
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    Arun
    Via Roger Spooner/flickr.com
    Ian
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    Ian
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    Nattapong
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    Nattapong
    Via Paula Bronstein/Getty Images
    Abasi
    Via Noor Khamis/REUTERS
    Abasi
    Via Noor Khamis/REUTERS

Which Man Should You Marry Based On His Cock?

You got: THE choice.

You and Michael were meant to be together, to tend crops together, and to make little farming babies together.

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You got: Definitely marriage material.

You'll live with Nyoman well into your elder years and laugh at having ever wanted to be with anyone else.

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You got: Risky choice.

While he'll surely love you, death might take him in your prime. Think twice.

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You got: No.

Did you see his ring? Wait...are you a home wrecker? Then yes. Perfect choice.

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You got: Maybe it'll work out?

The ceremony would memorably gorgeous. You'd have bragging rights for an eternity, but no electricity.

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You got: You'll have a beautiful relationship.

You might need to do some traveling, as you'll be living on a boat. The smell of the ocean will remind you of your love.

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You got: Not at all.

He already loves his cock more than he loves you. This marriage is doomed.

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You got: You know, you my just have the happiest life of all.

Despite his love for decorating his cock, he'll adore you endlessly.

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You got: Ah, a traditional marriage.

All you have to do is attend every barnyard band jamboree and you'll make a solid partner.

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