Become highly critical.
Put salsa on everything.
Give things funny nicknames.
Say "Hi" and "Bye" to everyone everywhere.
Clean when you're bored. To salsa music (non-negotiable).
Fix everything yourself.
Have an undying passion for something.
Mom: Your new comic book came in the mail.
Improve your ear hustle game to become a masterful chismoso/a.
Speak more Spanglish.
Have a party for everything.
Treat every other Mexican like they're your primo.
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