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The Best South American Insults You Should All Learn (But Not Say)

Caution: Fun obscenities lie ahead.

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Puerto Rico: Maldita sea la madre que te que te parió (Damn the mother f*cking b*tch that gave birth to you)

Like, do you have to hurt my soul, too?
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Like, do you have to hurt my soul, too?

Colombia: Fufurufa (Whore)

Such an adorable word. Such an un-adorable meaning.
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Such an adorable word. Such an un-adorable meaning.

Mexico: Estás pero si bien pendejo (You’re a f*cking idiot)

Wow.
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Wow.

Costa Rica: No tiene ni para un derrame (Not enough brains to stroke)

But my mom means a lot to me.
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But my mom means a lot to me.

Chile: Ahuevonado (Completely clueless)

Hmm, do I say "internet" or does it just appear?
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Hmm, do I say "internet" or does it just appear?

Argentina: Me chupa un huevo (I don’t give a shit)

But...but it's important.
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But...but it's important.

Venezuela: Pario por el culo (one who was born from an ass)

My mom was very clear about how babies were made and I'm pretty sure they can't come out of the butt. Can they?
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My mom was very clear about how babies were made and I'm pretty sure they can't come out of the butt.

Can they?

Peru: Es la tuya en vinagre, hijo de la gran puta (Yours in vinegar, you son of a bitch)

I don't get it but I know it's supposed to hurt my feelings.
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I don't get it but I know it's supposed to hurt my feelings.

El Salvadoran: Cara de pija! (Penis face)

Like, how can anyone even have that for a face?
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Like, how can anyone even have that for a face?

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