1. Butt whippings do a whole lotta good.
2. The sandal that defies the laws of physics.
3. We set land speed records.
4. It was this or quesadillas all weekend.
5. Wooden spoons weren't created for cooking.
6. We didn't really understand chemicals yet.
7. You have to wait until that one uncle tells you how little you were the last time he saw you.
8. He was basically a distant abuelo.
9. Each one was better than the last.
10. Is it not?
11. We got quiet real fast.
12. No such thing as harmful chemicals. Only cry babies.
13. "Mira, un wawow!"
14. Squeeze in and don't complain.
15. It made us feel 1000% better.
16. Sorry, mama.
17. You can't just have butter or cream cheese.
18. No showing belly buttons.
19. "I wasn't laughing."
20. It made us feel better for like 1.3 seconds.
21. Mexican clock: arrival.
22. Mexican clock: departure.
23. And then everyone calls you gordo.
24. Better to be safe than electrocuted.
25. If the atmosphere makes you choke you're about to have a bomb ass dinner.
26. We risked getting slapped on the daily.
27. There's no way you can not eat. Ever.
28. They seem endless.
29. What's a heater?
30. You don't need an alarm clock.
31. Lessons stay with you forever.
32. You never want to spent 7.3 hours on the phone like your mom.
33. Using texts in the best way...
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