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21 Times You Should Use A Lotería Card In Your Life

It's more than just a game. It's a lifestyle.

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1. If you live near a river and need to escape your problems, use...

Your problems won't follow you on a Chalupa.
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Your problems won't follow you on a Chalupa.

2. When you're mom is looking for you with a chancla in her hand, hide in...

There's always one around somewhere.
Pasatiempos Gallo, S.A. de C.V.

There's always one around somewhere.

3. If you feel stuck in the same place, use...

It will help you reach higher grounds.
Pasatiempos Gallo, S.A. de C.V.

It will help you reach higher grounds.

4. When you don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend and you're feeling horny, use...

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5. Or, use your wits to find...

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They're out there somewhere, waiting for you...

6. When making goals, shoot for...

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7. If you miss, you might land on...

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8. If you're Latinx born with pale skin and are tired of everyone assuming you're white, use...

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9. When your parents ask you to guard the house while they're away for an hour, use...

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10. When you're close to becoming entangled in your own web of lies and you need some help, use...

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11. If you ever need to serenade someone, use...

But try to look a little more sexy and a little less stiff.
Pasatiempos Gallo, S.A. de C.V.

But try to look a little more sexy and a little less stiff.

12. When you claim the last tamale, make sure you wave...

You have to express your victory somehow.
Pasatiempos Gallo, S.A. de C.V.

You have to express your victory somehow.

13. If you're feeling sad and lonely, don't grab...

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14. Because you might become...

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15. It will cause you to see...

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16. After which, you'll try to get her, but only end up swimming with...

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17. When you were little and you saved your perrito from your dad's spanking, you felt like...

Your papá can spank you all your want, but never your perrito.
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Your papá can spank you all your want, but never your perrito.

18. When it's 5:43am on Christmas morning and you want to wake up your parents, use...

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19. When you finally tell that one cousin she's a puta and you don't want to get her tears on you, use...

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20. When you want to listen to chisme about a cousin but you don't want to be seen, use...

You suddenly have supersonic hearing when a cousin you dislike is brought up among the tias and tios.
Pasatiempos Gallo, S.A. de C.V.

You suddenly have supersonic hearing when a cousin you dislike is brought up among the tias and tios.

21. When you want to talk to the love of your life for the first time, always always always use...

It might get broken, but they will repair in time.
Pasatiempos Gallo, S.A. de C.V.

It might get broken, but they will repair in time.

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