If you haven't noticed, I'm obsessed with RHONY's Ramoner these days. She seems particularly unhinged this season which I find irresistible. And let's face it, it's all about those eyes: popping, bulging, straining to burst out of their very sockets as if to say, "fuck this shit. We're OUTTA HERE!". Frankly, I can't blame them. Just take a look at her bizarre turn on the runway and the footage of her prattling on about Kelly "Sawdust for Brains" Bensimon's wayward boobs. Suddenly, inspiration hit: the iconic Eyes of Laura Mars movie poster, except with Ramoner's protuberant peepers instead. KaDOOZE!