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The weather is terrible.
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The waters are lifeless and tame.
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The architecture tends to be hit or miss.
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And what little there is hasn't lasted through the ages.
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Wildlife? Not in the Highlands.
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No, there are certainly no interesting animals to see here.
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You want a 300-year-old bridge? Dream on.
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Don't expect to find anything of cultural significance.
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Or any charismatic cityscapes.
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The villages are bland.
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And the locals leave a lot to be desired.
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There's nowhere for book lovers to go.
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And the local sports are questionable too.
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There are no remote, unusual museums.
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Or world class culture and arts centres.
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And if you're after a remote cafe that's also a music venue and gallery, you won't find one here.
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The local music venues are drab, and characterless.
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If you're partial to a dram, you should definitely steer clear.
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There's nothing good to eat, either.
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Don't expect to find enchanting caves around here.
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Or incredibly unique geological formations to explore.
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You won't encounter anything of world box office fame.
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Opportunities to explore charming dwellings? Nah.
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There's not a single one.
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Unique dress wear and traditions?
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Let's just say the outdoor facilities are lacklustre.
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It's certainly no place for thrilling outdoor pursuits.
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There are no incredible views or unique vantage points.
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No coastline or seascapes to admire.
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Were you expecting a romantic landscape? Keep looking.
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Ancient, iconic landscapes? Not quite.
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Tropical style, untainted beaches? Dream on.
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There's just nothing good to see here.
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It's a dull, dreich area.
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In fact, it's pretty tiresome to look at.
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In short, you should never, ever visit.
