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18 Things Everyone Who Has Ever Been To Pleasurewood Hills Will Remember

You're still terrified of Woody Bear.

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1. Arriving there and being seriously underwhelmed with the crummy entrance.

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"Are we there yet? What, really?"

2. Getting your map and fighting over which ride to go on first.

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Enigma, right?

4. Then realising that the kids' version was just as bad.

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6. Being forced to have a photo taken with Woody Bear.

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Those teeth will haunt you forever.

8. Trying to look awesome for the camera on Timber Falls.

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No matter how shit scared you were or how wet your crotch was.

9. Feeling like you would be thrown out of your cart on Marble Madness.

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Seriously, did there have to be so many corners on that thing?

13. Getting horrifically bruised on the Rattlesnake roller coaster.

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It totally wasn't worth the pain.

14. Wishing Noel Edmonds and Mr Blobby would return to Crinkley Bottom Castle.

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17. Saving your money for the gift shop.

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But only being able to afford a naff inflatable hammer.

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