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18 Things Everyone Who Has Ever Been To Pleasurewood Hills Will Remember

You're still terrified of Woody Bear.

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1. Arriving there and being seriously underwhelmed with the crummy entrance.

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"Are we there yet? What, really?"

2. Getting your map and fighting over which ride to go on first.

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Enigma, right?

3. Feeling intense regret after going on Shiver m'Timbers pirate ship.

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4. Then realising that the kids' version was just as bad.

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5. Wrongly believing that if you didn't go on Timber Falls log flume, you wouldn't get soaked.

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There was no escape.

6. Being forced to have a photo taken with Woody Bear.

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Those teeth will haunt you forever.

7. Thinking the chair lift would break, plunging you into the lake and to your death.

Either that or some arsehole would rock to-and-fro just to make you cry.
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Either that or some arsehole would rock to-and-fro just to make you cry.

8. Trying to look awesome for the camera on Timber Falls.

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No matter how shit scared you were or how wet your crotch was.

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9. Feeling like you would be thrown out of your cart on Marble Madness.

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Seriously, did there have to be so many corners on that thing?

10. Pretending you were too cool for Enigma when really you were terrified.

Final Destination 3 anyone?
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Final Destination 3 anyone?

11. Making friends with the seals.

The perfect reason to bring your selfie stick.
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The perfect reason to bring your selfie stick.

12. Stuffing your face while fighting off the wasps.

What better way than to start the day with a bacon roll from Porkies Pantry?
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What better way than to start the day with a bacon roll from Porkies Pantry?

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13. Getting horrifically bruised on the Rattlesnake roller coaster.

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It totally wasn't worth the pain.

14. Wishing Noel Edmonds and Mr Blobby would return to Crinkley Bottom Castle.

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15. Getting to the bottom of the Wave Breaker in one piece.

And hating it because the water was so bloody freezing!
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And hating it because the water was so bloody freezing!

16. Enjoying the kids' rides more than you should have.

17. Saving your money for the gift shop.

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But only being able to afford a naff inflatable hammer.

18. Sleeping like a baby the entire way home.

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And completely forgetting Great Yarmouth's Pleasure Beach was only minutes away.