10 things no one has ever, or will ever, say on Halloween. - [FunnyOrDie]
Let’s all agree to stop putting good news on Facebook, okay? - [CollegeHumor]
12 strange, surreal vintage photos from seances. - [MentalFloss]
Natalie Portman’s Dior mascara ad has been banned in Britain. - [FashionEtc.]
Does the NHL even want to end the lockout? - [SportsIllustrated]
- The suspect wanted for killing 39 people at an Istanbul nightclub on New Year's Day has confessed to the shooting, Istanbul's governor said
- At least 40 Democratic lawmakers are boycotting Donald Trump's inauguration after the president-elect criticized civil rights leader John Lewis.
- Prime Minister Theresa May set out a "hard Brexit" plan in a speech about Britain leaving the European Union.
- The police report featuring Kim Kardashian West's first-hand account of the Paris robbery has been released.