1. You become a master of seeing shadow monsters in your peripheral vision.
Those fuckers aren’t sneaking up on you.
9. No matter where you are, you know what can be cobbled into a weapon.
Whether it be for killer clowns, crazed ghosts, or boring old self-defense from humans.
- A New York senator is trying to force Trump to release his tax returns by 2020 with a bill dubbed the TRUMP Act 📂
- A judge has declared a mistrial in the case of a South Carolina officer who fatally shot Walter Scott, an unarmed black man, in 2015.
- At least 36 people died in Friday's fire at a warehouse party in Oakland. Prosecutors say murder charges are possible.
- Adult Swim's alt-right comedy show didn't last long. They canceled it after 1 season following fierce criticism ❌📺