UFO: Unusual Flying Objects And Other Links

This seems safe. Plus, that "Jesus" fish on your mom's car doesn't mean what she thinks and cell phone facial recognition has a long way to go.

Test flight of the "strap-on" helicopter, 1957.

The Church of Scientology would like everyone to know they are definitely not stalking Katie Holmes because that would be creepy and illegal. - [TMZ]

Also, is there some weird connection between Tom Cruise and the number 33? All three of his divorces happened when the wife turned 33. - [HuffingtonPost]

All those people with "Jesus Fish" on their cards are gonna be super embarrassed when they find out what it really means. - [Cracked]

Happy birthday Wal-Mart! You've been killing small businesses for 50 years. - [Time]

Can't tell if cell phone facial recognition software is stupid, racist or just needs glasses. - [Oddee]

Wait, the Internet was voting on the best ice cream flavor and no one told me? These results are biased. - [CollegeHumor]

Ted may be the first genuinely funny comedy in years. What happened in between to kill funny American movies? - [TheDailyBeast]

But on the up side, here's 20 reasons to be proud of American television. - [Uproxx]

The unibrow One Direction parody video you didn't know you needed. - [BleacherReport]''

Headline Story: Why celebrate World UFO Day by looking at blurry photos of possible alien life when humans have created dozens of bizarre death traps in the name of flight? - [Life]