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15 Things Twitter Girlfriends Are Not Allowed To Do

Well-played gentlemen. The #MyGirlfriendIsNotAllowedTo hashtag might have started as misogyny but it has been seriously hijacked.

1.

Ooosh!

@TheCrazyKiid

#mygirlfriendnotallowedto go out on her own. She best believe I’ll be watching

2.

El Presidente

@Keke4JC

#mygirlfriendnotallowedto snapchat other guys unless I’m in the background like this

3.

Tristian Ngo

@DrTriscuit

#mygirlfriendnotallowedto wear a watch, what is she waiting for? another man?

4.

briceâ„¢

@_briceee

#mygirlfriendnotallowedto take her drivers liscense piture by herself the whole state gone know we together. “”

5.

Lonnbe Bryantâ„¢

@L_Bryant2

#mygirlfriendnotallowedto bend over & tie her shoes, that’s why I bought these for you

6.

#mygirlfriendnotallowedto ride shotgun or backseat dudes might stare at her through the window she knows whatsup

— #Truuuuu (@ChrisLoville)

#Truuuuu

@ChrisLoville

#mygirlfriendnotallowedto ride shotgun or backseat dudes might stare at her through the window she knows whatsup

7.

#mygirlfriendnotallowedto go out and eat with her "guy friends" she can stay here and eat what I can afford

— Drew (@DrewColachico)

Drew

@DrewColachico

#mygirlfriendnotallowedto go out and eat with her “guy friends” she can stay here and eat what I can afford

8.

#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo Go swimming unless she wears the VS bikini I got her.

— Mac Cherry (@CamYrrehc)

Mac Cherry

@CamYrrehc

#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo Go swimming unless she wears the VS bikini I got her.

9.

#mygirlfriendnotallowedto take pictures with other guys unless I'm in the background like

— Andrej 'Dre' Drlacic (@ADrlacic11)

Andrej ‘Dre’ Drlacic

@ADrlacic11

#mygirlfriendnotallowedto take pictures with other guys unless I’m in the background like

10.

#mygirlfriendnotallowedto bend over for anything in public. If you drop your pencil you better use one of these

— August 1st! (@YesMyNameIs_Bob)

August 1st!

@YesMyNameIs_Bob

#mygirlfriendnotallowedto bend over for anything in public. If you drop your pencil you better use one of these

11.

#mygirlfriendnotallowedto leave the house without her anniversary bracelet I got her

— Trevor (@Trevor_Friday)

Trevor

@Trevor_Friday

#mygirlfriendnotallowedto leave the house without her anniversary bracelet I got her

12.

#mygirlfriendnotallowedto leave this spot right here..

— Freaki Eric ɤb (@_EaSyMusic)

Freaki Eric ɤb

@_EaSyMusic

#mygirlfriendnotallowedto leave this spot right here..

13.

#mygirlfriendisnotallowedto have more than three guy friends. The father, the son, and the Holy Spirit.

— IG:millz_tru July24 (@TELLEM_TRU)

IG:millz_tru July24

@TELLEM_TRU

#mygirlfriendisnotallowedto have more than three guy friends. The father, the son, and the Holy Spirit.

14.

#MyGirlfriendIsNotAllowedTo a- .............. wait.........I don't have a girlfriend......

— Juanzi (@ID107_Error)

Juanzi

@ID107_Error

#MyGirlfriendIsNotAllowedTo a- ………….. wait………I don’t have a girlfriend……

15.

#mygirlfriendnotallowedto answer this phone call

— Δ (@Adam_Lees)

Δ

@Adam_Lees

#mygirlfriendnotallowedto answer this phone call

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