1. You can find a man.
2. Or become one.
3. You can get built.
4. Or get building.
5. You can change your species.
6. Or admit you’re not attracted to your own species.
7. Growing up doesn’t even take a whole song.
8. Which makes sense since you can travel the world in less than three minutes.
9. And of course, you can always just take over the world.
There are some things you can’t do.
Like force the gypsy woman to love you.
Or kiss the damn girl.
Bonus Non-Disney! You can remember why Communism sucks.
- UK voters sent a massive shock through the world, overturning 40 years of British EU membership.
- Prime Minister David Cameron says he will resign by October.
- British banks got hit hard, and their European peers were hit even harder.
- Scottish leader Nicola Sturgeon says a second independence referendum for Scotland is "highly likely."