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Taylor Swift's Twitter Is Kind Of Adorable

Who knew? Between obligatory plugs of her own brand, Swift has managed to find a wry, self-deprecating humor.

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Swift Recently Tweeted About Her Super Glamourous Life:

Just tried reading a hotel shampoo bottle an arms length away from my face to check if I still need contacts-Turns out I do. Eventful night.

Just tried reading a hotel shampoo bottle an arms length away from my face to check if I still need contacts-Turns out I do. Eventful night.-- Taylor Swift

A Quick Search Revealed A Lot More Juicy Details Other Celebrities Leave Out. Like:

Just clipped my cat's claws all by myself. Didn't get mauled. Celebrate life's little victories.

Just clipped my cat's claws all by myself. Didn't get mauled. Celebrate life's little victories.-- Taylor Swift

Or Craving Donuts (Spoiler: Not A Phase):

This thing where I go and get donuts every night at midnight is just a phase right? PS, I'm FINE.

This thing where I go and get donuts every night at midnight is just a phase right? PS, I'm FINE.-- Taylor Swift

Carrying Around A Purse Full Of Beach Swag:

Went to get coffee today-opened my change purse. Sea shells fell out. Barista goes "Sorry, we only take cash or credit." So there's that.

Went to get coffee today-opened my change purse. Sea shells fell out. Barista goes "Sorry, we only take cash or credit." So there's that.-- Taylor Swift

Or Trying Out A New Chocolate Facial:

How come no one told me that for 4 hours there was chocolate cake ALL over my face?!? Because you ate it alone, Taylor. You ate it alone.

How come no one told me that for 4 hours there was chocolate cake ALL over my face?!? Because you ate it alone, Taylor. You ate it alone.-- Taylor Swift

Hanging Out With The Coolest People:

My dad's all "Can you try using these new guitar picks?" And I'm all "sure, I'm not picky." Then I'm all "Get it??? HAHAHAHAHA"

My dad's all "Can you try using these new guitar picks?" And I'm all "sure, I'm not picky." Then I'm all "Get it??? HAHAHAHAHA"-- Taylor Swift

And Just Enjoying The Little Things...A Lot:

Walked into my AMA dressing room and there was this little bowl of candy in there. Literally shrieked with excitement. Need to tone it down.

Walked into my AMA dressing room and there was this little bowl of candy in there. Literally shrieked with excitement. Need to tone it down.-- Taylor Swift