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    Photographic Evidence Karl Lagerfeld Is A Vampire

    A very powerful day-walking vampire. You don't have to believe me. The evidence speaks for itself.

    I Defy You To Look At This Photo And NOT Think He's A Vampire

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    Why All The High-Necked Shirts, Lagerfeld? Hiding something?

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    Life Giving UV Rays Hurting Your Undead Eyes, Karl?

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    You Can Almost Hear Him Thinking "Oh, they brought me a snack. How divine."


    Look At This Suave Mother Fucker. You Want To Give Him Your Blood Right Now, Don't You?

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    Lunging For The Kill On Camera...Sloppy Lagerfeld.


    Those Are The Gloves Of An Unliving War Lord

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    Dracula Only Had Three Brides. Dracula Ain't Got Shit On Lagerfeld.

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    Look At Her Dead Eyes. Bride Number Five In The Works.

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    Alternate Theory: Super Villain

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