American gas prices hit $4 a gallon. Europe laughs in our whiny faces. - [Time]
Cigarette the cause of a prison fire that killed hundreds. Time to switch prison currency back to Twinkies. - [TheDailyBeast]
GOP member declares birth control debate has nothing to do with women. With a straight face, no less. - [HuffingtonPost]
Researchers discover a 300 million year old forest in China. - [Neatorama]
George Lucas's daughter beat up a 45-year-old woman. - [FilmDrunk]
Mariah Carey channels herself from 1995 and looks amazing. - [JustJared]
Dammit Worf, stop having opinions and giving advice and generally trying to be helpful. - [MentalFloss]
Small but crucial differences between hipsters and geeks. - [GeeksAreSexy]