1. Your first exposure to anime was on USA Network.
2. Home sick from school — or on summer break — your life changed forever with a theme song.
3. When Cartoon Express shut down, you upgraded to this.
4. You have really strong opinions on which Tom is the best Tom.
5. You were overly invested in the soap opera glory of Dragonball Z.
6. You were completely in love with all of these assholes. Look at their perfect faces.
Hell, one of their names even RHYMES with sex.