10 Reasons "Florida Man" Is The Best Twitter Aggregator

Real-life headlines about the world's worst superhero. This is why we can't have nice things, Florida.

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Florida Man @_FloridaMan

Drunk Florida Man Tries To Use Taco As ID After His Car Catches Fire At Taco Bell | http://t.co/omqOoSNv

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 16:01:26 +0000

Drunk Florida Man Tries To Use Taco As ID After His Car Catches Fire At Taco Bell | http://t.co/omqOoSNv-- Florida Man

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Florida Man @_FloridaMan

Florida Man Attempts Getaway From Bungled Hardware Store Robbery In Golf Cart Stolen From Nearby Nudist Camp | http://t.co/Lf1INZSE

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 14:01:12 +0000

Florida Man Attempts Getaway From Bungled Hardware Store Robbery In Golf Cart Stolen From Nearby Nudist Camp | http://t.co/Lf1INZSE-- Florida Man

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Florida Man @_FloridaMan

Florida Man Arrested For Spanking Police Horse | http://t.co/K9YQAVJE

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 20:01:20 +0000

Florida Man Arrested For Spanking Police Horse | http://t.co/K9YQAVJE-- Florida Man

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Florida Man @_FloridaMan

Florida Man Claims Deputies Arrested Him For Stealing His Own Jacket Back From Teen | http://t.co/BGoocqeI

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 21:01:35 +0000

Florida Man Claims Deputies Arrested Him For Stealing His Own Jacket Back From Teen | http://t.co/BGoocqeI-- Florida Man

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Florida Man @_FloridaMan

Florida Man Attacks Three Women With Sword And Peanut Butter Sandwich | http://t.co/d8ftxux4

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 18:01:09 +0000

Florida Man Attacks Three Women With Sword And Peanut Butter Sandwich | http://t.co/d8ftxux4-- Florida Man

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Florida Man @_FloridaMan

Drunken Florida Man Leaves His Baby At A Daytona Strip Club Liquor Store | http://t.co/b4HkkssC

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 17:01:10 +0000

Drunken Florida Man Leaves His Baby At A Daytona Strip Club Liquor Store | http://t.co/b4HkkssC-- Florida Man

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Florida Man @_FloridaMan

Florida Man Shoots And Kills Roommate Over Pork Chop | http://t.co/65Df3GrC

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 16:00:52 +0000

Florida Man Shoots And Kills Roommate Over Pork Chop | http://t.co/65Df3GrC-- Florida Man

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Florida Man @_FloridaMan

Florida Man Busted In Dinosaur-Smuggling Caper | http://t.co/w8bc7Yit

Sat, 09 Feb 2013 22:01:21 +0000

Florida Man Busted In Dinosaur-Smuggling Caper | http://t.co/w8bc7Yit-- Florida Man

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Florida Man @_FloridaMan

Florida Man's Internet Date Ends In Home Invasion | http://t.co/pAKduCfl

Sat, 09 Feb 2013 20:01:31 +0000

Florida Man's Internet Date Ends In Home Invasion | http://t.co/pAKduCfl-- Florida Man

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Florida Man @_FloridaMan

Florida Man Disguises Himself As 'The Sun', Steals Logo Towel | http://t.co/2vNwdStf

Sat, 09 Feb 2013 16:01:09 +0000

Florida Man Disguises Himself As 'The Sun', Steals Logo Towel | http://t.co/2vNwdStf-- Florida Man