10 Reasons "Florida Man" Is The Best Twitter Aggregator
Real-life headlines about the world's worst superhero. This is why we can't have nice things, Florida.
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Drunk Florida Man Tries To Use Taco As ID After His Car Catches Fire At Taco Bell | http://t.co/omqOoSNv
Drunk Florida Man Tries To Use Taco As ID After His Car Catches Fire At Taco Bell | http://t.co/omqOoSNv-- Florida Man
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Florida Man Attempts Getaway From Bungled Hardware Store Robbery In Golf Cart Stolen From Nearby Nudist Camp | http://t.co/Lf1INZSE
Florida Man Attempts Getaway From Bungled Hardware Store Robbery In Golf Cart Stolen From Nearby Nudist Camp | http://t.co/Lf1INZSE-- Florida Man
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Florida Man Arrested For Spanking Police Horse | http://t.co/K9YQAVJE
Florida Man Arrested For Spanking Police Horse | http://t.co/K9YQAVJE-- Florida Man
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Florida Man Claims Deputies Arrested Him For Stealing His Own Jacket Back From Teen | http://t.co/BGoocqeI
Florida Man Claims Deputies Arrested Him For Stealing His Own Jacket Back From Teen | http://t.co/BGoocqeI-- Florida Man
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Florida Man Attacks Three Women With Sword And Peanut Butter Sandwich | http://t.co/d8ftxux4
Florida Man Attacks Three Women With Sword And Peanut Butter Sandwich | http://t.co/d8ftxux4-- Florida Man
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Drunken Florida Man Leaves His Baby At A Daytona Strip Club Liquor Store | http://t.co/b4HkkssC
Drunken Florida Man Leaves His Baby At A Daytona Strip Club Liquor Store | http://t.co/b4HkkssC-- Florida Man
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Florida Man Shoots And Kills Roommate Over Pork Chop | http://t.co/65Df3GrC
Florida Man Shoots And Kills Roommate Over Pork Chop | http://t.co/65Df3GrC-- Florida Man
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Florida Man Busted In Dinosaur-Smuggling Caper | http://t.co/w8bc7Yit
Florida Man Busted In Dinosaur-Smuggling Caper | http://t.co/w8bc7Yit-- Florida Man
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Florida Man's Internet Date Ends In Home Invasion | http://t.co/pAKduCfl
Florida Man's Internet Date Ends In Home Invasion | http://t.co/pAKduCfl-- Florida Man
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Florida Man Disguises Himself As 'The Sun', Steals Logo Towel | http://t.co/2vNwdStf
Florida Man Disguises Himself As 'The Sun', Steals Logo Towel | http://t.co/2vNwdStf-- Florida Man