Every Friday The 13th Movie Poster

    Even the lament that Hollywood is out of ideas is a reboot. Oh Jason, you'll always be a poor man's Michael Meyers. But you're winning if the contest is for quantity, not quality.

    • 1. Friday The 13th - 1980

      It begins.

    • 2. Friday The 13th Part II - 1981

      Oh good, we've given up the pretense of cohesive plot early. Gruesome murder is the name of the game.

    • 3. Friday The 13th Part III - 1982

      A new dimension in terror? Oh God, was this nonsense in 3D?

    • 4. Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter - 1984

      Don't lie to me, movie poster. There are still eight posters after you. You aren't Final Fantasy. Get down from there.

    • 5. Friday The 13th: A New Beginning - 1985

      Nothing soothes paranoia better than assuming the likeness of the serial killer that you brutally murdered as a child.

    • 6. Friday The 13th: Jason Lives - 1986


    • 7. Friday The 13th: The New Blood - 1988

      In which we learn telekinesis is the same as necromancy. This explains so much of the X-Men universe.

    • 8. Friday The 13th: Jason Takes Manhatten - 1989

      Jason takes Manhattan where? What a whore. First the Muppets, then Jason? Standards NYC, you need them.

    • 9. Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday - 1993

      "Final" is still a relative term.

    • 10. Jason X - 2002


    • 11. Freddy Vs. Jason - 2003

      Wait, wut?

    • 12. Friday The 13th (Reboot) - 2009

      The Mobius Loop begins again.