People sure do love to brag about these 5 pointless abilities. - [Cracked]
11 historical figures broken down by what mental disorders they probably had. - [MentalFloss]
Twas volcanoes, not asteroids, that killed the beasts (dinosaurs). - [TIME]
Orange County is coming clean about its female population. Stay classy. - [PSDisasters]
While Chicago is having a strike of teachers, California is having a looming shortage of them. - [NBC]
Trends of your life, as shown in graph form. Jell-O consumption is basically a Bell Curve. - [CollegeHumor]
Even with an armful of unnecessary Avatar movies on his docket, James Cameron is still going to make Battle Angel. - [GammaSquad]
One week in, find out everything we've learned about every team in the NFL. - [BleacherReport]
Need some more parody Twitter accounts to follow? Check out these 14. - [Oddee]
Headline Story: If you liked that one, click through to see 9 more fictional book titles by Bob Staake. - [Flavorwire]