Buzz·Posted on Dec 18, 201212 Blasphemous Nativity ScenesNone of this was in the Bible! Some call it blasphemy, some call it creative license.by Donna DickensBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Via nerdapproved.com Batman, you are not the star of Bethlehem. Get down from there. 2. facebook.com And then Frosty and Abominable came forward with gifts from the Magical Snowman community. 3. buzzfeed.com Mmmmm, bacon-flavored Son of God. 4. See the whole comic over at The Frogman's Tumblr! 5. digital-diva-bloga.tumblr.com Have a Bear-y Christmas! (I'll see myself out.) 6. turtlebuttevan.tumblr.com Ugh, with Piccolo there, the birth of Jesus is going to take at least 18 episodes. 7. mytacticis.tumblr.com Well the angels with the shepherds part of the story just took an ominous turn. 8. travelingderpcircus.tumblr.com No! Bad Velociraptor. Do not eat the Baby Jesus! 9. zachgrace.tumblr.com Darth Vader Vs. Jesus. Who is your money on? 10. stumbling-along.tumblr.com The Nativity Story has layers. Like an onion. Or a parfait. 11. jadeyeux.tumblr.com ONE NIGHT ONLY. 12. sxenotsexy.tumblr.com Get away from Him, you bitch!