2. I'm a proud non-reader of Ikea instruction manuals, personally.
3. Kanye, do you ever go swimming in a giant pile of gold coins, like Scrooge McDuck? Because I hope so.
4. Me too, but replace 'perform live' with 'create excel sheets'.
5. Had to google 'Hermès factory', sentiment still unclear.
6. Get this man a quill!
7. The zoning on my building allows for DMX on Thursdays only, so this hits home pretty hard.
8. Graduation was pretty epic.
9. 18 years, 18 years And on the water bottle's 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his!
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