1. On a totally unrelated note, I'll be needing your parent's contact information.
2. Yes. Constantly.
3. I've just always thought moms were inheriently loud cleaners.
4. With wealth and power comes thumbs. SO MANY THUMBS.
5. ...Is this not how everyone is handling adulthood?
6. On a scale of 1 to even, I can't.
7. But seriously
8. Can I get an amen?
9. Can confirm, this is accurate.
10. I'm not waiting for pregnancy, Father's Day will suffice.
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