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13 Signs You're Ready To Say Goodbye To Your Used Car

There comes a time when you need to let go. Here are 13 reasons it might be time for a new car, brought to you by Dodge Dart.

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1. What used to be little problems have slowly become big ones.

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You know, things like lack of doors and headlights.

2. You've finally learned how to park.

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There've been a few rough experiences, but that's in the past. Thank you, insurance!

3. You need help getting it started on cold mornings.

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And sometimes you need it towed all the way to your destination.

4. The interior smells like 20 years of fast-food value meals...

...and now you eat healthy.
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...and now you eat healthy.

5. ...or, it still smells like your grandparents.

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The smell of Grandpa's cologne wasn't supposed to be part of the graduation present.

6. You're tired of listening to the same five cassettes.

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The radio stopped working years ago, and all of your other cassettes melted in the sun.

7. People are less impressed by your car's mileage than they used to be.

And you're getting tired of bringing it up multiple times a week.
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And you're getting tired of bringing it up multiple times a week.

8. There are fewer and fewer opportunities to use your hydraulics.

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And you've been long retired from competitive car jump-roping.

9. You're old enough to have a reliable door handle.

Entering and exiting through the passenger side gets a little old.
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Entering and exiting through the passenger side gets a little old.

10. You haven't had hubcaps in years.

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And you have no clue where or when they went missing.

11. It's unclear who actually owns the car at this point.

Also, chew marks on the upholstery.
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Also, chew marks on the upholstery.

12. You're out of space for new bumper stickers.

And all of your friends know your political opinions. They definitely know.
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And all of your friends know your political opinions. They definitely know.

13. And, finally, you're spending all of your time and money making repairs.

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And you're never entirely sure if your mechanic is being straight with you.

Now that you're in the market for a new car, it's time to consider Dodge Dart.