This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Aug 18, 2014These 12 Vintage Medical Devices Will Give You NightmaresIn case going to the doctor wasn't scary enough.by DoctorBuzzFeedCommunity ContributorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Rectal dilators Via mattadoresit.tumblr.com Prescribed to cure "nervousness." 2. Sun-protecting mask Via cabezabajo.blogspot.com Why wear sunblock when you can wear a creepy Halloween mask? 3. Anti-masturbation codpiece Via collectmedicalantiques.com Because there was a time when excessive ejaculation -- or "spermatorrhea," as it was called -- was thought to be detrimental to your health. 4. A portable respirator for polio Via fineartamerica.com Incorporated a special nylon fabric developed for climbing Mount Everest! 5. Cervical contraceptive cap sciencemuseum.org.uk Sits over the cervix to prevent sperm from entering the uterus. 6. Ice-cube mask to cure hangovers Via seriouslyforreal.com Bloody Mary not included. 7. "Vibra-Finger" gum massager Via mangasverdes.es I wonder how many people actually used this for its intended purpose? 8. Facial scar concealers Via ebaumsworld.com Because no one will notice. 9. Vaginal speculum Via sciencemuseum.org.uk This sleek bronze model is said to be from ancient Rome. 10. Masks worn by doctors during the Plague Via sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net Typically filled with sweet-smelling substances like lavender. 11. Blood-letting device Via cultofweird.com Because leeches are for sadists. 12. The "jugum penis" anti-erection device Via phisick.com Designed to prevent nocturnal spermatorrhea, this boner bear trap would wake a male sleeper if he ever got an erection. Schwing!