1. Squirrels will catch our attention, fascinate, and distract us.
It will be like when Ash saw that Ho-oh...
2. Roadkill will likely shock and horrify us to an extent that might surprise you.
3. Spam. We like that $tuff.
4. To be honest, rice and shoyu will probably always be present
5. And Spam is probably Pig, right? We love our Pigs.
6. We might seem a little picky about beaches.
7. Our way of speaking may differ from yours
8. Speaking of early, our sense of Time might also differ from yours.
9. Still speaking of Time: Daylight Savings?! You add an hour, then subtract it later? How come?!
10. We'll get cold. A lot.
11. Everyone is an Uncle, Auntie, or Cuz.
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